Hello boys! I’m here to discuss my favorite thing on earth, gay sex!
Straight sex is so boring and so vanilla. When it comes to sex, the gays do it best! Getting tired of being in the same old sex positions? Wanting some new ideas for ways to have more pleasurable sex? I’ve got the gay sex positions that will tie you in knots, my friends. From the classic ‘69’ to ‘Bumper Cars,’ I’ve got some positions you’ve probably heard of that are tried and true and some fresh ones that’ll be new to you. You and your booty will thank me.
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- 69 – Oh, 69. You lovely, lovely gay sex position. We’ve all heard of this classic. It involves you performing oral sex while receiving oral. For mutual satisfaction, you really can’t beat this position. But, there are a variety of variations on this position that you can perform to switch it up! The gold standard 69 involves you straddling your man’s face and you leaning down to blow him. Now, this can go a couple of different ways! You both can perform blow jobs on one another either by laying side by side or one on top of the other. You can ask him to give you a rim job while you suck him off or vise a versa. But, if you’re on a bed my all time favorite 69 sex position is the double rim job. You sit on his face and then pull his legs back exposing his beautiful bum to you. You can both eat each other out at the same time. And, once you try it, you’ll never 69 any other way. There is a reason the 69 has remained in the gay sex position cannon for so long. If you’ve never tried any of these variations, time to start!
- Bent Spoons – Okay, bent spoons is an awesome sex position for you to get your hole thoroughly filled. It is a weird name, but I promise you this gay sex position will be one of your go-to’s. For the purposes of explanation, let’s assume that you are the bottom. What you do is start out in Reverse Cowboy so that you’re on top, but facing away from your partner. Once he’s deep inside you, bend your knees up toward your chest and then place your feet on his thighs. That will be fun for a few thrusts, but the natural progression will lead to your partner grabbing your legs behind the knees and lifting you up a bit. This will allow him to drill you deeper and you’ll be really bouncy. You can kick your legs in the air and feel weightless as you’re being screwed. Also, if you’d like to get a good look at your partner, you can lean back into his chest and turn to give him a nice smooch. This gay sex position sounds weird, but trust me, it’s fabulous! I love this position.
- The Bully – This gay sex position requires some upper body strength and some stamina. The Bully is really great if you’re with a smaller guy that you can pick up. Let’s assume for explanation purposes you’re the top this time around. To get into this sex position, I recommend starting out on a couch or chair. Have your partner face away from you as you penetrate him. Make sure he stays on his knees and doesn’t collapse forward or anything like that. Give him a big bear hug around his chest, making sure your arms go under his. Then, like the name implies, you want to pick him up! Make sure you stay deep inside him as you stabilize your stance. Then, you just lift your partner up and let gravity do the rest. You’ll love the feeling of him sliding back down onto you. Not only will this hit your partner’s prostate like crazy, you’ll also get the added benefit of watching his penis flop up and down as you lift and lower him. In addition to all that bully fun, you’ll also get a heck of a work out in your core, your arms and your thighs! If you ever wondered what sex positions are great for your physique, this one’s a real exercise! This is a power top’s dream sex position so if you like to feel dominant, this position is just the one for you.
- Deep Impact – Okay, you’ve been having awesome gay sex. If you’re a top, you know that the highest compliment you can receive during sex is to make your partner orgasm without the use of his or your hands. When you see that hands-free orgasm, you know you’ve really done an excellent job. If you’re a bottom, you too know that the most awesome orgasms come from intense p-spot stimulation. If you want to provide the best prostate stimulation possible, here is the perfect gay sex position for it. Deep Impact kind of gives this sex position away, the description is in the name! This sex position allows for the deepest, most intense anal penetration and prostate pounding. Let’s assume that your a top again, just to make the explanation easier. You can do this on a couch or on a bed. If you’re on a bed, stand up off of the bed and position yourself close to it with your legs at shoulders length apart. Grab your partner’s legs and pull him to the edge of the bed. Make sure he is on his back and facing you. Now, lift him up by his thighs and press them back towards his face. His knees should be next to his ears, if you’ve got him folded up just right. Now, insert your penis into him at angle so that it hits his spot. Usually, this is achieved by pressing down at the base of your penis so that your penis isn’t poking him at a direct right angle. This position causes your partner’s bottom to spread letting you go really deep. You’ll both be pleased, but this sex position really benefits the bottom.
- Drumroll… I’ve saved the best for last, BUMPER CARS! Yes, bumper cars is my all time favorite sex position. I just love all that bouncing fun this sex position lets you have. Okay, so to achieve this position, you and your partner will both need to be laying face down and away from one another. Let’s assume you’re the top again, lay down on top of your partner with your hips on top of his. Like I said, face down and away from one another. If you’ve done this right, you should be looking at the back of his legs and feet and he should be seeing the same. Now, spread your man’s cheeks beneath you and insert yourself. Let the bumping begin! You’ll be giving him a lot of direct prostate stimulation as you bounce up and down. And, if your partner has a bubble butt, you can just bounce of that booty for days! This is a really fun sex position that is great to get things started as you won’t be penetrating as deep as other sex positions like deep impact or the bully.
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Please leave me some comments and let me know your thoughts and any favorites you might have! Happy humping!
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