The Sexy Spring Break: Tips To Make Your Break Bro-Tastic

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‘Sup Pledges! It’s that time of year and you deserve a break. Got plans for this year’s spring break? You bet your balls you do! Whether you’re getting some sun in Cancun or maxin’ and relaxin’ at home, I’ve got some tips to make your break bro-tastic.

Hit and Run in Some Place Fun

Alright, there’s no better time to have a quickie in a new locale. Maybe you’ve found yourself in a dark parking lot, a bathroom stall, under a boardwalk, under a bridge, under the moon, under anything really. Be sure to bring a friend and make the most of the experience. You can’t beat having sex in a public place and being a bit voyeuristic. If you haven’t done it before, use this spring break to cross it off of your bucket list.

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Bring a Friend

Let’s face it, friends with benefits are the best friends. Be sure to invite your favorite along for the vacation. Choose the right guy, you don’t want a needy-Nick all up in your business for a week. Establish the terms before the trip and make sure you’re on the same page. This way, if you don’t score a guy one night you’ll always have a fall back. It sounds cold, but I’m being real. You’ll want to have your cake and eat it too.

Grab Some Gear

If you’re going to go swimming, you’re most definitely going to need a hot, new swimsuit. Here’s my favorite – Flag Swimsuit Brief. America, the beautiful – amiright? Suit up and lure those boys your way. No one’s gonna be able to resist your cute little butt in a pair like this.

Perfect Your Playlist

Jammy-jams! Crank that noise. Whether you’re driving to the beach or taking it easy poolside, you’ll want to stock your phone with all of the best party anthems. Setting the tone for your day or night is easy. Popular dance hits and frat favorites are a must. Anything with a solid beat will do. The sexier the better! Get your bros going wild with the perfect playlist. Oh, and you if you have some time, go ahead and dance to them in front of the mirror. You’re going to want to look your best out there. Bring them boys to the yard!

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Stock Essentials

So, you’re going to be catching a lot of dicks this spring break. Trust me! You’ll want to be prepared. That means packing a stockpile of condoms and lube. Here’s a great collection you can share with your bros – Safari Survival Kit. Always remember to play safe! Further, you’re gonna want to keep a little lube around. With all the partying and mischief you’re getting into you might not have time to make it to your bedroom. This is a smaller size bottle that will fit in your pocket – A&E Anal Lube 1 oz. Brilliant, I know.

There you have it my frat bros! Some tips and tricks to keep it #SexyAF this spring break. No need to leave your frat house or campus, you can exercise these tips anywhere! I hope you have all the fun this SB! Party safely my pledges!

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The Best Gay Sex Toys of the Season

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One of the hardest parts of finding the best gay sex toys is that new toys are being released all the time, so there are soooo many choices.This can be a blessing and a curse – it’s a curse because you always want more and more, but it’s a blessing because with such a large stash of gay toys, boredom is a thing of the past in the bedroom. What can I say, this boy likes his toys, which is why I want to share with you some my favorite newly released gay sex toys.

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Master Series Remote Control Penis. When it comes to gay sex toys, you don’t have a whole lot of variety with vibrating dildos. It seems like women get all the fun in that department, but what about us gay boys? Well, this amazing vibrating penis – which is a deep dark sexy black color – will not only feel incredible as it inches inside your anal cavity, you can also switch on the vibration setting for a whole new level of orgasmic fun. The best part about this dildo: it comes with a remote control, which makes it a great gay sex toy for a date or to spice it up in the bedroom with your partner.

Hung 12.5. The number in this gay sex toy should give away the fact that this bad boy is huge. I’m telling you – this thing is HUGE. However, it is still totally manageable and it feels incredible. I was never one to experiment with large dildos before, but when I tried this bad boy out, I was an instant convert. Plus, it is super realistic looking – perfect for those fantasies where you are getting rammed in the ass by a sexy black cock.

Tantas Anaconda Silicone. One of my favorite types of gay sex toys is an anal plug, so when I found a gay toy that combined the wondrous beauty of a butt plug and a dildo, I was instantly smitten. This is definitely one of those gay sex toys that you need a copilot to operate. It’s long, thick and hard – and it has a handle, so you can have your hot boy toy ram it in and hot of your asshole while you yank on your cock. Trust me, you’ll have an orgasm so incredible that you’ll wake up and think it was all a dream.

“One of the hardest parts of finding the best gay sex toys is that new toys are being released all the time, so there are soooo many choices…”

Rascal the Thug. I just love the name of this gay sex toy – it sounds so dirty, so naughty. Maybe the name alone was the reason why I opted to try out this incredible gay sex toy. Not only is this gay toy perfect for anal stimulation with a partner, it is also perfect for some hands free stimulation as well. It is one of the only toys that comes with an interlocking system, so you can mount it anywhere and get off without anyone looking. Plus, it is made out of the unique FleshPhalix material, which feels just like real skin.

Orifice Penetration Device. What can I say about this amazing device? – This is one of the first gay sex toys that incorporates three incredible functions in a single package. You can use it to give yourself some extra penis girth, you can use it to masturbate with and you can use it to open up your partners, ahem, orifice, for a more comfortable anal sex experience. I have been waiting for a gay toy like this for a while and now it’s here and I couldn’t be happier. The only problem is that I may have to get a new one – I’ve used it so many times, I’m afraid I’ve worn it out.

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In the end, some of the best sex toys are released on a seasonal basis. Every time I see a new gay sex toy, I immediately buy it, because I know it will probably be amazing. Whether you like dildos, butt plugs or penis enhancers, there is sure to be something that strikes your fancy. Regardless, though, it’s just nice to know that I can keep adding to my arsenal of sex toys – it’s fun to have a special tool for every special occasion; even if that special occasion is just a little solo time to myself.

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Must Have Gay Sex Toys At AdamMale.com

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If you haven’t visited AdamMale.com lately, you probably don’t know that there are a lot of fun new gay sex toys in the shop. Don’t worry – there are still a bunch of classic gay toys that you can get your hands on too. When it comes to gay adult sex toys, you have a lot of options. In this article, I want to break down some of the best gay toys. Some of these gay sex toys are perfect for a little solo fun and some are perfect for a hot, spicy night with your man in the bedroom – or whatever room in the house that you like to get it on in.

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Here are some must have gay sex toys at AdamMale.com…

1. The Colt Anal Trainer Kit. Ever gay man needs at least one butt plug in their arse–nal. Out of all the gay adult toys, butt plugs make everything so much more fun. You see, guys have a little g-spot of their own, which can be found in the prostate. The prostate is located right inside the entrance of the anus. With these amazing butt plugs, you’ll have three different sizes to choose from. Plus, if you are an anal sex newbie, these gay toys will make sure to get you ready for any man – from a hunky stallion to the average Joe.

2. The Bam Realistic Supercock. Sometimes it can be fun to pretend you are getting fucked in the ass with an unimaginably large cock. Well, with this bad boy of a dildo, you can make your fantasy a reality – sort of. This delicious, veiny chocolately super cock is a whopping 10 inches, so you are going to be in for some serious fun. This dildo is perfect for a solo fun and for some partner fun too, especially if you have a double bottom scenario. Just be careful with this super cock dildo – its size is pretty intimidating.

3. The Hung 12.5. Okay, let me first say that this dildo is insane. If you are the kind of guy that really likes his man to be on the enormous side – like Tyrannosaurus Rex enormous – this dildo is for you. Like its name suggests, this dildo is a shocking 12 and a half inches long and three inches of girth. You also have a nice set of realistic balls, so if you are feeling really ballsey, you can go balls deep with this bad boy and really feel your prostate tingle. Trust me, you’ll squeeze a load out so big you won’t know what to do with yourself.

4. The Triple Erection System. Sometimes, you don’t really feel like squeezing one out right away – sometimes you want to keep goingsimply because it feels so good. However, what happens if you feel like you have to cum – this can really get in the way when you are trying to go at it all night long. This is why I love this cock ring system. Cock rings are great because they slightly constrict blood flow in your erection. This can effectively keep the blood inside your cock to keep it harder for longer. Also, it will send a little message to your brain telling it to hold off on climaxing. With this erection system, you get three different cock rings for three different erotic sensations.

5. The Big Man Masturbator. When it comes to gay sex toys, you need at least one masturbator. Out of all the gay adult toys, a masturbator can be fun for sex with a partner as well. With this masturbator, you put your cock inside and ride it until you cum. It is also clear, so you can see your cum blast out. This masturbator also has little suction cups inside of it that will really amp up the pleasure. Trust me, if you are looking for gay adult sex toys that will feel just like you are getting a hot blow job, this masturbator will definitely do the trick.

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In the end, every gay man should have a secret drawer full of adult toys – a gay man just isn’t complete without them. Sure, anal sex and hand jobs are fun – don’t get me wrong – but having some gay sex toys can make the experience so much more thrilling and pleasurable. Gay adult toys are intended and designed to give you earth shattering orgasms. Just think of these gay toys as your secret weapon to make your sex life more adventurous and exciting. Who knows, you may not even want to leave your bedroom.

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Gay Porn Embarrassment

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I was particularly nervous since I hadn’t flown in a while, and not for the reason you are probably thinking, I didn’t think the plane was going down, and I certainly am not one to fuss over a little turbulence, actually I loved flying.

Airports, Starbucks, SkyMall Magazine hot businessmen… fuck, it was like heaven to me.

The impetus behind my neurosis was actually coming from inside of my large leather Coach Bag.

And no, this is not an expose about terrorism or someone who wanted to bring in a weapon, but rather it was my dildo and cock rings. You know, it’s essential for gay relationships.

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I had never flown or gone through security for that matter with my gay sex toys before, so I was hoping the woman behind the TSA x-ray machine would see the toys and figure, ‘this homosexual is clearly a bottom trying to be versatile,’ and send me on my merry way.

It must have been karma, but my bag was put in what I like to call the smugglers line, with bags of elderly women bringing on the ‘bulk size’ curl shampoo, and the bags of foreign men of whom are ‘NOT BEING PROFILED’ (or so any TSA agent would say.)

A large African American woman fiddled through the bag in front of mine and true to form it belongs to an 86 year old woman who was bringing a 32 oz. container of lotion.

After much protest confusion and appealing the elderly woman gave up and bid au revior to the jumbo lotion. A cooperative American supporting the TSA system and ultimately the protection of America.

I wish she didn’t though, I wish she made some sort of diversion that would have inspired the TSA agents or officers or whatever-you-call-them simply say,

“Here little gay boy, I am sure your issue is of less importance than this elderly woman’s, go enjoy the flight and don’t use the large penis shaped object as a means of hijacking a plane.”

In which I would have responded,

“Thanks Rashanda, have a fabulous day!” After which I would skip off into the distance.

But no, life doesn’t work out the way I want it to, the story of my (dating, exercising, and family) life.

Instead, she went over to the smugglers line, took my beautiful brown ‘non-terrorist looking’ bag and unzipped it.

I began my defense, ‘I have a feeling I know why this is over here.’

Rashanda looked at me, then looked at the x-ray image of my bag which mainly consisted of buttons, bare minerals powder, and a digital camera, but true to my packing, toward the left of the bag, wrapped in a shirt is my dildo.

She smiled and said, ‘No need to worry, this happens more times than not. However it is a policy that I scan check and test this dildo.’

For a second I thought by test she meant to give it a ride, but since that thought literally horrified me and would render my dildo unusable like that of an American Flag dropped on a wet muddy ground. It would most certainly require a fire-induced retirement to dildo heaven.

She instead unwrapped it, and it was most certainly sanitized and even in its plastic container of which read, ‘Big-Boy Mega Cock.’

I was mortified, the kind of mortified that brought me back to the sixth grade gym class. That kind of embarrassment that comes with being the only homosexual in the Christian Private School community showers.

This dildo however had two inches on my unwanted erection, weighing in at a nice 8.5 inches: veiny and black.

The dick was not necessarily my favorite, however it was the one I typically bring on road trips, and in emergency situations. It was a heavy-duty dick.

I decided since my favorite was a vibrator, the wires, remotes and batteries would most certainly ensure being placed in the smuggler lane, and even possibly that backroom that you see in movies, and the occasional gay porn.

I stuttered trying to justify my ‘plus one’ or ‘plus eight point five inch.’

Rashanda first took it from its packaging after I ensured her that it had been thoroughly cleaned and is rather new, and even that it was washed in a dishwasher.

She then held the glorious and bountiful penis in her hands at breast height, just high enough for the family that anteceded me to see exactly why I was a suspected danger.

I smiled as they passed by me; the mother’s cross necklace steaming with anger and hatred.

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I finally said, ‘If I had known it would have been so much trouble…’

She then responded with an answer that will probably stay with me, in my heart for the rest of my life:

She looked me square in the eyes, and assured me, ‘Honey’ and inhaling sharply, finished, ‘I get it, I’m with you all the way. I understand gay rights and that sometimes you can’t leave the home without it.’

I smiled at her, unaware of the punch line that was yet to come…

‘Tylenol doesn’t cure everything, certain things need a heftier solution.”

God Bless TSA.

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