Have you ever wanted to fuck yourself? I have, and I actually was able to do it. Clone-A-Willy allows you to actually feel your own dick inside of you. ALL without some sort of radioactive dick cloning experiment. You can make your own dildo. That’s right, fuck off Brett Corrigan, there is a new dildo model in town: you. The kit is simple to use, and allows you to make an immortal clone of your penis. It would make the perfect Christmas gift for that special someone, valentines gift, and keep your sex life alive long after you die. That was a bit morbid, but seriously, let your penis live long after you are gone. Get the Clone-A-Willy Kit! This would also make a great coffee table conversation starter.
Your house guests will be like: ‘Holy shit, that penis is really fucking perfect, who’s is it and where can I get one?’
Or bring it on a first date to break the ice about sex. Pull it out of your manbag and say, ‘What do you think about this?’ (They may ejaculate in their pants, so… beware)
Give it to your ‘exboyfriend’ after you break up with him. Say something along the lines of, “I am the best you will ever have, so I wanted to give you this.” He will use it every night for the rest of his life.
Put it in a trophy case, or nail it to a plaque and put it on your wall. All the boys will be so impressed. And if someone ever tried to burgle you, they would see your giant cock on the wall and leave without taking a thing in fear of getting fucked by it.
This product is fucking awesome, and the deal gets even more fucking awesome. Use promocode GAYFRAT when you checkout of www.AdamMale.com with the Clone-A-Willy in your cart and you will get 50% OFF! That is 20$, and with FREE SHIPPING if you spend $20 or more!
Yeah, this deal is fucking awesome. So get going, get the Clone-A-Willy and brighten somebody’s day. Or sit on it.